She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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