she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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