I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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