the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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