she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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