STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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