It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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