I wish I could teleport
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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