Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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