I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
