I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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