This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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