he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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