apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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