Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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