Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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