If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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