oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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