I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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