Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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