I got chris browned last night
I think I am morally bankrupt
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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