I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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