I smell stomach acid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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