sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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