you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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