She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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