i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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