if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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