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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?

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(574): View more from Indiana

I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?

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(216): View more from Ohio

fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.

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(661): View more from California

I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.

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(406): View more from Montana

I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

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(716): View more from New York

He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.

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