I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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