Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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