Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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