is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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