if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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