I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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