Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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