3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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