the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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