But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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