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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

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• (619): View more from California

  I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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• (941): View more from Florida

  well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.

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• (530): View more from California

  so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere

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• (518): View more from New York

  He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  So much rum. So many feels.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me

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