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guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(412): guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head http://tfl.nu/nsk3

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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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lets call myth busters

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(305): i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot (1-305): lets call myth busters http://tfl.nu/n34m

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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis

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Every man deserves at least one moment like that

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(703): She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis (1-703): Every man deserves at least one moment like that http://tfl.nu/aq3j

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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.

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(604): We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it. http://tfl.nu/rgwr

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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"

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(707): You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip" http://tfl.nu/cn9w

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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.

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(270): truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around. http://tfl.nu/6rm8

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(315): View more from New York

Just drove past the dude that came in your sock

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(315): Just drove past the dude that came in your sock http://tfl.nu/cm59

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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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that bad?

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u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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(847): All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die. (773): that bad? (847): u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a. http://tfl.nu/aht0

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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango

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IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.

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(717): Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango (1-717): IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN. http://tfl.nu/b5hl

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You went to jail last night?!

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Just a little bit.

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(910): You went to jail last night?! (1-910): Just a little bit. http://tfl.nu/exzq

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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?

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(312): You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time? http://tfl.nu/pzpq

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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.

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(307): You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home. http://tfl.nu/j8m0

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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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(347): maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life http://tfl.nu/rmnc

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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover

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(608): I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover http://tfl.nu/qezu

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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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(617): He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer. http://tfl.nu/nrwh

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