I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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