I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He felt like a one man threesome
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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