Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?