I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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