i would punch a child for taco bell
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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