Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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