fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she peed on how many people?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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