this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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