how can u be prego again
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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