dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
