She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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