I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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