Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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