i barfeds in our rink
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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