What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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