Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
