are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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