I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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