He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
As shirtless as possible
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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