dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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